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The world of technology has given us the best apps for dating. No more nervously approaching someone in person, or waiting for a friend to hook you up – now you can just swipe your way to true love. There’s just one problem though, the one thing apps like Tinder, Bumble, or the rest don’t come with is game. That’s right, if you have no dating game, those apps just won’t work. So here’s some of the best opening, and one-liners, to get the conversation going and the love of your life, yours.
Be Forward. Very Forward
Surprising but true, if someone’s swiped you right – that means they’re attracted to you. That means you’ve got a license to go ahead and let them know what you want – within reason, and done in a classy way – of course.
How To Get Those Digits
Asking for a number puts the other person in a yes or no situation. And when people have the option to say no, they often will. So here’s a way to get their number where it makes them very hard to say no.
Ok, so they can just ignore you instead of saying “No”. But when you’re creative, your odd of getting rejected go down, and the odds of getting their number – increase exponentially.
Even More Creative
Here’s yet another shining example of a creative way of getting those digits. This one is a NO FAIL for sure.
No Bad Puns
Puns are cheesy and lame. Except when they’re good. The big thing now is to use the person’s name in a funny way – because you not only make them laugh, it makes it personal to them.
A pun’s prettier sister, double entendres – like this one here – have long been a sign of whit and intelligence. And everyone loves an intelligent person.
No Means Yes
When it comes to dating, you’ll hear a “No” way more than “Yes” – no matter who you are. But sometimes, if you’re clever like this person here, you can turn that no into a yes – and eventually – a date.
How To Bring Up Sex
No one likes a perv. So just coming out and talking about sex is almost a certain deal breaker. But when you put it this way – you get to put it in later. Pun intended.
And here’s another example for how to get some action.
All Signs Point To Yes
Here’s exhibit C after B. When it doubt, speak the universal language of emoji.